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I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas. I know that I definitely did. Although I’m not really a morning person (real web administrators never wake up before noon), nothing quite beats waking up at 8:00 a.m. on Christmas morning to gifts and the scent of fresh-brewed coffee. Despite the empty threat from my last post, Santa didn’t get me world peace or a girlfriend. Seriously, what’s up with that? However, being an all-around good guy, he did get me boxers and Moneyball by Michael Lewis. Also, my brother got me a pen that’s shaped like a snake. Obviously, those three gifts will aid me on my quest toward becoming GM of the Milwaukee Brewers. Just you watch.

A few weeks ago, I was ridiculed for apparently supporting the stalking of celebrities. In reality, all I said was “Natalie Portman… Yeah, I’d stalk her.” Somehow, I just don’t see how you can get a stalking vibe from that statement. It was a purely innocent comment. Besides, Portman isn’t even her real last name, so it’s not like she would be in a telephone directory or anything…

Tonight, Greg and I were very bored. We had just watched Grey’s Anatomy, the end of the random Sunday Night Football game, and parts of Jumanji. Jumanji, the seminal 1995 film, proves that Kirsten Dunst has been wearing the exact same facial expression for her entire career (what’s a C-wod.com update without a Kirsten Dunst reference?). After watching television (Greg actually paid more attention to his medical blogs/forums than the TV), we went to find something to do. Yet, for some reason, every store was closed, even Taco Bell. It was a disgrace to the so-called “separation of church and state.” Where else can I buy a burrito for less than a dollar? With nothing better to do, Greg and I decided to check out a random doctors’ office in Garden City. Evidently, Greg wants to intern there, and, in his eyes, the best way to go about doing that is to stalk their building on Christmas. Now we know where they live. Hahaha.

I also want to take this time to address the rumors of this site’s imminent demise. I’m not sure why Greg made such a claim, but this site is far from dead. I think he’s just unfairly comparing us to that medical blog, but medicine? Come on, that’s like psychiatry—it’s not even real.

Okay, maybe they’re both real things, but this site is fine. I blame the slow CD season and post-Arrested Development depression.

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