Cassie

This bio was written by Chris, because Cassie boycotted her original bio, which had been written by Greg.

Once upon a time, Chris didn’t believe that people named Cassie even existed. To Chris, the name Cassie was about as real as UFO’s or the Loch Ness Monster. Then, Chris met Greg and learned of a brave new world, one inhabited by girls with the name Cassie.

This particular Cassie is famous for being a redheaded emo girl. This cannot be understated.