Somehow, Greg has contributed to C-wod.com for years, despite being the complete opposite of Chris. For one thing, Greg studies biology, not English, shunning the touchy, feely aspects of education in favor of cold, hard science. This academic path has the added benefit of ensuring that Greg will actually live in a house at some point, something that cannot be said for Chris. On another note, Greg doesn’t buy into the whole concept of “indie rock.” He also didn’t enjoy Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite, or Hellboy, later convincing Chris that those three movies are awful. Chris refuses to admit this.
By an act of divine intervention, Greg and Chris shared a study hall during their junior year of high school. Greg eventually got Chris to do the unimaginable—carry on conversation. The rest, as they say, is history—very insignificant history but quite important for our purposes.
Greg secured a spot on C-wod.com with his regular feature, Greg’s Spot—Chris censored Greg’s original, more controversial title. Greg alienated visitors with his rambling, slightly incoherent style and mailroom in-jokes. Naturally, this led to a main-page appointment after some shady democratic proceedings.
One of his most notable achievements was introducing Chris to the music of Regina Spektor.